Stop me if you've heard this before

There's drama with the Cleveland Browns organization. 

Should fans throw bottles? No. Should billionaires exist? Also no. Do two wrongs make a right? I actually think sometimes they do. But...don't throw bottles. 

Having said that Jimmy Haslam is lucky that's all that's happened to him. Sure, throwing a bottle is assault, so I'm actually surprised Jimmy didn't give the guy a record setting contract. Maybe if he would have thrown the bottle at Dee Haslam, he would have had the contract ready, since in Jimmy's book assault against women is A-OK. I mean throwing a bottle might be a criminal act, but Slim Jimmy's incompetence can only be described as criminal. 

He's the worst owner in professional sports by a comfortable margin. That's not a matter of opinion it's a matter of fact. The Cleveland Browns win percentage since that Tennessee greaseball got his greedy paws on this program has been a record low. I didn't actually look up the numbers but I'm a shoot first check the facts later kinda guy. The Browns have had a 3-13, 1-15, and 0-16 seasons with Jimbo in the driver seat. Add that to the fact they've had just one winning season since he bought the team...all I'm saying is there can't be a team in the three big American sports with a worse record over that stretch. 

Now they're going to reward this fan by banning him from the stadium. What a lucky sonofabitch. I wish someone would put me out of my misery of being a Browns fan. All I want is for someone to pry this pathetic team from my cold lifeless hands. Again...I'm not an advocate of throwing things at a sporting event, but it's nice to know this is all I have to do to have the Browns taken away from me for good. 

Also looks like a player's only meeting has taken place just two weeks into the season.

I got bad news Tom. This can't be a good thing. I mean maybe if this was the Steelers, or the Patriots, or the Packers...sure...then I would buy into the fact that maybe this was a good thing. But the Browns? Let's just say I don't think the conversation in the player's only meeting was centered around February weather in Arizona. 

What was the player's only meeting about?

No way it was about the petty shots Denzel Ward and Grant Delpit threw at each other.

   
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Browns are either going to go out tomorrow night and beat the breaks off the Steelers or they're gonna get dog walked, and if history is any indicator I'd say the latter is a strong favorite. I'm just surprised they let the Browns and Steelers play another Thursday night game.  



"Assault!" 


Go Browns!


-BG 

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