Who should the Colts hire next?

With Frank Reich officially out in Indianapolis here is my list of five coaches the Colts should consider giving a chance. 

1. Urban Meyer 

I can't quite put my finger on it or in it, but hiring Urban Meyer feels like it would kick this Colts team in the ass. Urban wasn't given a fair shake in his first go-around in the NFL. He is familiar with the division having led the Jags for nearly a full season last year. Plus Indianapolis is far enough from Columbus, Ohio so there shouldn't be any postgame controversies. It's not like controversy follows this guy or anything. 



2. Gregg Williams 

Three G's in a first name has never been pulled off quite as well as Gregg Williams pulls it off, and if that isn't a strong enough resume then I don't know what is. Reich was a good coach, but he had is limitations. What the Colts need is a guy who will stop at nothing to win games, no matter the cost!



3. Andrew Luck 

Best thing about having Andrew Luck as your coach is, he's young enough that he can suit up with the guys if necessary. Andrew Luck is a brainiac so there is no doubt he would be smart enough to get the job done. He's smart, he's young...if only he was hot he'd probably already be coaching with Sean McVay. 



4. Bobby Knight

Bobby Knight might not be a football coach but his history of unrestrained violence makes him a perfect candidate to fill the role. Knight has a rich history in the state of Indiana so the fans will have no trouble buying in. And lets be honest the NFL won't know what hit them if you get Bobby Knight in the league...literally...could be a chair...a fist...who knows.  



5. Jim Mora

He's a little up there in age, but I heard they are considering Bobby Knight, so age doesn't seem to be an issue in their next coaching search. Mora is familiar with the organization, and it's high time we got some more of these post game press conferences. 
 


-BG

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